Flames looking to pull out their Monsters tonight

Photoshop courtesy of Freshie at Hockeybroads.

Phate of Phaneuf Phans Phlames of Phrustration

Calgary hosts Chicago tonight on the heels of what turned out to be a disappointing non-victory for the Flames in game 5. Chicago head coach Joel Quennville is weary of his team getting ahead of themselves, and knows how raucous Flames fans can get in the big Saddley-Thing-Dome. "That building will be alive again. We know the challenges of going in there."

The Flames, however, will be without the services of defenceman Dion Phaneuf. Phuck.

Pierre McGuire will have a special guest joining him between the glass tonight in Cal-Gary*: it's the debut of WHAMMO! the sock puppet.

WHAMMO! was not available for comment.

Calgary hosts Chicago at 9:30 Eastern tonight.

Gif courtesy of blades of steel at Hockeybroads.




*special thanks to Kelly Hrudey for the proper pronunciation of Cal-Gary.